My name's Kate and I need a car. I decided to stop being so sad and ask for help from the good community of deviantart!(As well as spamming facebook pages, constantly)
Why do you ask should I need a car? Well, so I can work ya silly billies!
I really really need a car so I can leverage myself to new heights!
Oh, what will I do with the car once I get it you ask?
1.) Get a pizza delivery job that pays handsomely!
2.) Try Lyft or other money making sites using your car.
3.) Put advertisements on that shit. Make even more money.
4.)Uh, DRIVE to places and pick up people. Friends, family. Make it easier so I don't need to walk miles and miles every day. Go to wurk.
5.) Sit in it, use the cup holders, appreciate life's gifts. Maybe store candy in the glove box. Hug it, kiss it. Stuff.
6.) No longer being poor using the many other mountains of ideas I have for using a car.
Bottom line is: I need money to make money...or I need a car to make money so that I can no longer be broke! All money will be put torwards a reliable, well sought after automobile with comfy seats, a good engine, and even with a few tiny bumper stickers that prove how awesome having a car is. Plus insurance! So how about it?
If you can't donate 1$ then either you don't have it, or you're a hater because you don't like 21 year old artists trying to be self sufficient and get back on their feet...or you don't like PIZZA.
You monster. If I ever deliver to you I'll give you olives on your pie...and I hope you don't like olives. ;D
No but really I would appreciate your generosity. If I reach my goal, I'll post a video of my doing something completely insane. I have checkpoints for the goals, and you guys get to decide what I do! I post videos of whatever insane task you guys want from me. Either that, or I draw something you guys have always wanted to see from me...(a bit of lewd drawings perhaps? <3 )
100$- What would I do for 100$? It's up to you guys!
Here's my campaign! I'll update it as I go! Thanks you guys of deviantart! I LOVE YOU.>>> funds.gofundme.com/dashboard/r…