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Hi everybody!

My name's Kate and I need a car.  I decided to stop being so sad and ask for help from the good community of deviantart!(As well as spamming facebook pages, constantly)

Why do you ask should I need a car?  Well, so I can work ya silly billies!

I really really need a car so I can leverage myself to new heights!

Oh, what will I do with the car once I get it you ask?

1.) Get a pizza delivery job that pays handsomely!
2.) Try Lyft or other money making sites using your car.
3.) Put advertisements on that shit.  Make even more money.
4.)Uh, DRIVE to places and pick up people.  Friends, family.  Make it easier so I don't need to walk miles and miles every day. Go to wurk.
5.) Sit in it, use the cup holders, appreciate life's gifts.  Maybe store candy in the glove box. Hug it, kiss it.  Stuff.
6.) No longer being poor using the many other mountains of ideas I have for using a car.

Bottom line is: I need money to make money...or I need a car to make money so that I can no longer be broke!  All money will be put torwards a reliable, well sought after automobile with comfy seats, a good engine, and even with a few tiny bumper stickers that prove how awesome having a car is.  Plus insurance!  So how about it?  

If you can't donate 1$ then either you don't have it, or you're a hater because you don't like 21 year old artists trying to be self sufficient and get back on their feet...or you don't like PIZZA.

You monster.  If I ever deliver to you I'll give you olives on your pie...and I hope you don't like olives.  ;D 

No but really I would appreciate your generosity.  If I reach my goal, I'll post a video of my doing something completely insane.  I have checkpoints for the goals, and you guys get to decide what I do!  I post videos of whatever insane task you guys want from me.   Either that, or I draw something you guys have always wanted to see from me...(a bit of lewd drawings perhaps? <3 )

100$- What would I do for 100$?  It's up to you guys!

Here's my campaign!  I'll update it as I go!  Thanks you guys of deviantart! I LOVE YOU.>>>…
Get well soon by explodingapple
Get well soon
this is for a friend who recently twisted his ankle.

I'm there because I'm a nurse aide.  get it?  Bed bath? Because...I used to do that all the time...

I'm not that funny. Ha!
Starships by explodingapple
Jump in my hooptyhooptyhoop I own that
And I aint payin my rent this month I owe that
But fuck who you want and fuck who you like fuck all night there's no end in sight
Twinkle twinkle little star

Starships were mean to flyyyyyYYYYY-Y-YYYY
Alfonzime by explodingapple
:iconaleiru: and I wanted to do a parody where everyone suddenly turned anime with all the classic anime stereotypes, and it was so funny but the idea died soon after.  She did the sketch and I did the linework.

This is anime Al.  I might update it someday.
Gripe by explodingapple
this one isn't finished.

I don't care though. 
For the past few days I've bee job hunting, and kinda moping that I didn't get a job, so I'm declaring today as day 20.

I guess I'm not designed to have a perfect diet, and that's okay.

Weight loss takes a while anyway, though that doesn't mean I should stop going, and this is for my health.

Later today I'll write down here what I owe, because it's still quite a list, and I'm going to work on it.  Especially at night.

I draw way better at night.  You guys should see me when i draw at night.  I'm all "NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED I'LL LOSE THE JUICE."



explodingapple has started a donation pool!
31 / 2,000
I want enough to buy a DA shirt.

I need more shirts.

Will draw for shirts.

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    Donated Jun 3, 2014, 5:50:28 AM
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Oh my god...people actually COME HERE?

Jesus wow.

You guys are awesome.

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canine99 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
Thanks for the fave!
Sacha31 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you for faving : )
MYPeanutGallery Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
leaf fall by Digithalie
Thanks for the Fave!
Diego-Suarez Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
Thank you for the +fav "Cat mom" !
I deeply appreciate it!
thefluffyhandgrenade Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student Filmographer
would you mind if I borrow one of your art pieces for a drawing I'm doing 
its a art museum thing and I need peeps drawings in the back 
I'll credit you of course  
ViDesigns Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for adding my work to ur favourites! :D Heart 
MegalithArtMalta Featured By Owner Edited Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cheers for the +fav, feel free to check out my other stuff.
youdontlooksogood Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
Yo, how are you feeling/doing?
Liethkagamine Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
thanks for the fav c:

shamedgeeky Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the fav!
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